Radio 4
Enemies Like This
2 out of 5
Sift three cups of past glories and add water to create a thick, uninteresting paste.
Cream together Clash and Gang of Four, being careful not to add anything new.
Blend with overly energetic dance rock for 30 seconds and season with a dash of misplaced political feeling.
Top with inexplicable conviction in what you’re doing and bake at 200°C for 2 hours. It’ll probably still be half-baked, so just leave it there.
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