I used to have this cat. And I just used him to make a long-winded pun.
Pointed of ear and stubby of tail
White-sock-ed feet and an appetite for snail
This is no ordinary feline
But almost the work of those divine,
For his malevolence, it smells Machiavellian
With a devious chuckle he sets forth now
To ruin once more (we know not how)
The best laid plans of men and mice …..[ta-da!]
